I went out this morning, before the crack of dawn. Here is what I looked like-- after a shower, hair and makeup.

What's worse-- looks like I am gaining weight. This since my elliptical went into disrepair in mid November 2011. I think I can abate this trend-- with a little self discipline. That said-- I believe some of the weight is temporary water gain.

Went to the market without incident. This is the first time I have been out since Christmas. Go to the bank weekly-- however, I do not get out of the car. Lately, been really busy-- trying to get FBI and DOJ to engage.

I updated the Amazon Associates stats [upper right corner-- this blog and the business blog] when I returned home. Data was not available before then. This data is based on my Amazon Associates report through yesterday from the beginning of the month. I am a little disappointed with those stats. Only 66 impressions for yesterday-- and this includes every interface running-- from both WiredPages [6 pages and this blog-- only the home page]. The way the stats should look? Every time a page is requested with the Amazon Search Widget in place-- I should get an impression hit. Not based on the number of items returned from the search-- but the Amazon site link in the banner. That is where the impression hit is. No sales, orders nor clicks. The current totals for clicks account for my tests.

If you visit my pages and know the stats look incorrect-- this is a matter for the FBI. Contact them. Not for the low impression counts. If you clicked. i repeat-- those totals thus far look like my clicks.

I do not owe liars and criminals